hachie

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Hachie is when you're so crazy you're practically a god. It's for people who act like they're the king of the universe, even if they're just wearing a fake crown.
My cousin thinks he's a superhero. He's hachie.
That kid tried to eat a whole pizza by himself. He's hachie.
She screamed at a traffic light like it owed her money. Hachie.
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Hachie is a nickname for a car that's older than your grandpa. It's like a toy car for people who think they're cool because they know the name of a car from the 80s.
He drives that old Corolla like it's a race car. Hachie.
My brother's car is a hachie. It's louder than his voice.
That guy's car is a hachie. It probably has more rust than his personality.
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Hachie is what people who don't know anything about cars say when they see the AE86. It's like calling a dog a cat just because it has four legs.
He called it hachie. I called it a legend.
She said it was hachie. I said it was a god.
He thought it was a normal car. I said it was hachie.
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Hachie is when someone says 100% after you say something ridiculous. It's like they're trying to make you believe a lie.
He said he could run a mile in 10 seconds. I said hachie.
She said she could eat 10 pizzas. I said hachie.
He said he could beat up a bull. I said hachie.
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Hachie is an old guy who does stuff with other guys. He's like a man who thinks he's a rockstar but just sings in the shower.
He's an old man who thinks he's a king. Hachie.
He gives blowjobs to guys who think they're cool. Hachie.
He's the guy who eats breakfast at 3 PM. Hachie.
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Hachie is a girl who's so ugly she makes your mom look beautiful. It's like she was born in a trash can.
That girl is hachie. I think she was born in a dump.
She's so ugly she's hachie. Even the trash can looks better than her.
She walks in and everyone turns around. Hachie.
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Hachie is another name for a dick. It's like calling your friend a chicken because he's a coward.
He called me hachie. I called him a coward.
She said he was hachie. I said he was a chicken.
He said I was hachie. I said he was a loser.
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