Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Short for Hachi-Roku. A stupid way to say 86. It’s the name of a lame Toyota Corolla that looks like it was hit by a truck.

My AE86 is a piece of trash. I call it Hachi-Roku because it’s the only way I can pretend it’s cool.

That Hachi-Roku is slower than my grandma’s walker.

I used to think Hachi-Roku was a fancy car. Then I saw it in the rain.

2

An old guy who looks like he bathes in dirt and sells his cock to boys who think they’re tough.

That old dude at the bus stop is Hachi. He smells like a dead raccoon.

Hachi gave me a blumpkin so hard I cried.

I saw Hachi with a kid who looked like he just got out of jail.

3

A name for a guy’s dong, used to call someone a total loser.

Your face is uglier than Hachi.

Hachi is so small, it could fit in a sock.

He’s got the Hachi of a baby.

4

A dumb word made by racers who think they’re JDM gods. It’s just a Toyota Corolla that’s way overrated.

Hachis is just a stupid name for my car. It’s not even fast.

I used to think Hachis was cool. Now I know it’s a joke.

Hachis is the worst. My AE86 is better than all of them.

5

A way to say 100% after someone says something that sounds like a lie.

You said you could run a mile in 10 seconds. Hachy, you’re full of crap.

That pizza was the best ever. Hachy, I’m not even kidding.

You said you were rich. Hachy, you’re broke.

6

The level above crazy. Hachie is like being a total mess and still pretending you’re cool.

That guy is Hachie. He wears socks with sandals and thinks he’s a king.

She’s so Hachie, she talks to the ceiling.

That party was Hachie. I’m still cleaning my ears.

7

A girl who looks like she was dropped from heaven and landed in a dumpster.

That girl is Hachie. She has more hair in her nose than on her head.

Hachie walks in, and everyone runs out.

She came in looking like Hachie. Then she turned into a monster.