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A man who’s so desperate for sex he counts every time he gets laid, and still feels like a failure if it’s less than four times a year. His bald head, beer gut, and tiny weenie are the reason he’s stuck in this sad cycle.
Bro, you’re a hached. You counted your lay last night and cried.
My dad’s a hached. He’s been married for 20 years and still can’t get it up.
You’re a hached. You got laid twice this year and are still mad about it.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A Russian insult that means you’re not a real person. It’s like being called a goblin, but with more hatred and less magic.
My cousin got called a hached by some Russian guy. He didn’t even know what it meant.
You’re a hached. Your hair is too dark for a Russian to tolerate.
That guy at the bar? He’s a hached. He probably stole your sandwich.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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The magical word that turns any sentence from normal to legendary. It’s like adding a unicorn to your lunch.
I used 'hached' in my essay and got an A+. My teacher was confused, but I was cool.
She said 'hached' and I instantly fell in love. I still don’t know why.
He texted me 'hached' and I thought he was a genius.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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The best school in Essex. It has good food, better people, and a cafeteria that gives you enough energy to survive the rest of the day.
Hached is the best school. I got lunch and it was worth it.
My friend went to Hached and now he’s a legend. I’m just a normal kid.
Hached is like heaven. I got pizza and a free soda.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A girl who’s so beautiful she makes your heart stop. Or a guy who’s so amazing he could be the next president.
She’s a hached. I saw her and my brain shut off.
My brother’s a hached. He got a job at the president’s office.
That guy is a hached. He looks like he just walked out of a movie.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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Getting a blow job while traveling the longest town in B. C. It’s like trying to get a good grade while riding a rollercoaster.
I got a blow job from 115 to 132 mile. It was like a never-ending road trip.
He got a blow job the whole way through B. C. I felt bad for him.
You got a blow job the whole way from 115 to 132 mile. I would’ve cried if I were you.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A short Irish man who looks like a leprechaun and has ginger hair so bright it could blind you.
My uncle’s a hached. He’s so short he could be a leprechaun.
That guy’s a hached. He has ginger hair and looks like a walking fireball.
She’s a hached. She’s only 3 feet tall and has ginger hair that screams at you.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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