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A stupid couple of 2. Hailey and Zach Herron are total losers. They are faking a relationship because Zach is famous and Hailey is too dumb to realize she’s being used.
Zach just texted me and said he’s dating Hailey. I laughed so hard I spilled my soda.
Hailey said she’s in love with Zach. I told her he’s just using her for his fame.
Zach asked me to keep their fake relationship a secret. I said I’d do it for a pizza.