Haccess

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Stealing the keys to someone's kingdom while they're busy eating pizza and laughing at your dumb memes.
I haccessed my mom's account and changed her password to 'cheeseball2000' just because she left it on 'remember me' again.
My crush's Instagram was wide open, so I haccessed it and posted a picture of him crying in the bathroom.
I haccessed my teacher's laptop and replaced her PowerPoint with a video of a dancing cat.
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Breaking in like a thief in the night just to mess with someone's stuff because you're a lazy, smug, keyboard-surfing idiot.
I haccessed my brother's computer and turned his favorite song into a karaoke version of 'Never Gonna Give You Up'.
I haccessed my friend's account and sent her 500 messages saying 'you are the best' just to annoy her.
I haccessed my ex's email and changed her password to 'i-hate-you-and-the-moon'.
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