hacault

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A guy who acts like he’s the king of the world but has the brain of a squirrel and the junk of a baby.

My boss is a full-time hacault. He yells at the printer like it owes him money.

My uncle thinks he’s a genius because he once used the word 'eloquent' in a sentence. That’s it.

My friend’s dad thinks he’s the best at everything. He even tried to beat a goat at chess.

A man who thinks he’s cool because he has one hair left and a face like a raccoon.

My dad is a hacault. He thinks he’s a rockstar because he once sang in the shower.

My neighbor’s a hacault. He wears a hat that says ‘Boss’ and eats cereal for dinner.

My teacher’s a hacault. He failed the entire class because he couldn’t solve a simple math problem.

A man who thinks he’s got the world by the tail but can’t even tie his own shoes.

My brother is a hacault. He said he could fix the car. He broke it and now it’s stuck in a ditch.

My friend’s dad is a hacault. He tried to cook dinner and set the house on fire.

My uncle is a hacault. He tried to be a magician. He just dropped a rabbit on the floor.