habz

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Habz is a cocky kid who thinks he’s the king of the beat. He remixes like it’s his job and hopes one day he’ll be as legendary as Dj Armz, even though he still can’t spell ‘remix’ properly.
I hate Habz, but I can’t stop listening to his remixes. He’s annoying but good.
Habz just sent me a DM: ‘You’re a nobody, I’m a legend.’ I replied: ‘Prove it.’
Habz thinks he’s better than Dj Armz. He’s not. He’s just louder.
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Habz is a softie who cries at love songs but still texts his exes every day. He’s got three girlfriends and they all think they’re the one.
Stacey just broke up with Habz. He cried in the club and asked her back. She said no.
Merilyin texts Habz: ‘I miss you.’ He replies: ‘I miss you more.’ Then he texts Jennifer.
Jennifer says Habz is the best. He says she’s the best. Then he texts Merilyin.
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