H.A.B.U.T.

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When you go out of your way to save your bro's ass because you’re too lazy to live your own life.

I drove three hours just to pick him up because he got caught in a ditch. Again.

I paid his rent because he forgot his wallet and his brain.

I called his mom to yell at her because he didn’t show up to the party.

The art of being a good friend by doing all the stupid stuff for your friend so they don’t have to.

I swallowed a whole burrito for him because he was too scared of the spice.

I fought three guys in a parking lot for him because he was too scared to stand up.

I texted his ex to say he was a disappointment because he was too shy to do it.

When you take the blame for your friend’s mess so they can keep being a total failure.

I got suspended for his prank because he forgot to tell me it was happening.

I told my mom he was sick so I could skip school and he didn’t have to explain anything.

I got kicked out of the house because I said he was the one who broke the lamp.

You do all the hard work so your friend can enjoy the easy life and not feel like a total jerk.

I did all the homework for him because he was too busy watching TikTok.

I told the teacher he was sick because he didn’t want to do the test.

I called all his friends to say he was too cool to come to the party.

You go out of your way to help your bro so he doesn’t have to think about anything.

I texted all his friends to say he was sick so he didn’t have to explain it.

I did his math test for him because he was too busy playing video games.

I took the blame for his prank because he didn’t want to get in trouble.