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a guy who screams at customers for not tipping him enough and still takes a 20% cut of the pizza

'I give you a free slice for coming in at 2 AM. Now leave me alone!'

'You didn’t tip me for the extra cheese. I’m gonna make you eat the whole pie.'

'That’s not a pizza. That’s a crime scene.'

a person who thinks they’re the king of the pizza place and acts like everyone else is just there to serve them

'I don’t take orders. I give them.'

'You’re not a customer. You’re a peasant.'

'I don’t work here. I own the place. And I’m tired of your nonsense.'

the kind of person who yells at the oven like it’s their ex

'You’re not burning the crust! I know you’re just trying to get attention.'

'If you don’t cook this pizza right, I’ll come in there and beat you with a ladle.'

'That pizza is perfect. Now shut up and stop making noise.'