Habulo

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A person who is way better than a hobo but still has the face of a burnt potato.
My cousin is a habulo. He eats out of trash cans but still has a job.
That guy at the bus stop is a habulo. He smells like a dead raccoon.
My teacher called me a habulo because I wore socks with sandals.
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A human who isn't ugly but still looks like they got hit by a train and a pizza.
My brother is a habulo. He has a job, but he still eats expired cereal for breakfast.
That girl in my class is a habulo. She wears a hoodie inside out.
My mom said I'm a habulo because I didn't brush my teeth.
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A person who is smarter than a hobo but still looks like they slept in a garbage can.
My neighbor is a habulo. He has a degree but still wears pajamas to work.
That guy at the gym is a habulo. He smells like old pizza.
My friend is a habulo. He got a job, but he still eats chips for dinner.
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