habukkuk

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He’s a goddamn pain in the ass who talks too much and makes everyone else look good. He’s the kind of shit that makes you want to scream and throw a brick.
Yo, habukkuk just talked for 10 minutes about his sandwich. I’m still hungry and now I’m mad.
Habukkuk walked into the room and immediately started bragging. I haven’t even had my coffee yet.
Habukkuk said he’s the best at everything. I bet he can’t even beat me at tic-tac-toe.
2
He’s a loud mouth, dumb ass who thinks he’s the king of the world. He’s the reason people leave parties early.
Habukkuk just screamed his whole story into my phone. I can’t hear anything else.
At the basketball game, habukkuk yelled so loud the ref heard him. He got a technical.
Habukkuk told me he’s the best at everything. I’m still waiting for him to prove it.
3
He’s the worst kind of shit. He doesn’t know when to shut up and he doesn’t know when to leave.
Habukkuk started talking about his dog during lunch. I had to eat my sandwich in silence.
Habukkuk showed up to my house at 11 PM and didn’t leave until 1 AM. I had to go to school the next day.
Habukkuk told me he’s the best at everything. I’m still waiting for him to beat me at something.
4
He’s the kind of person who thinks he’s the center of attention everywhere he goes. He’s the reason people have headaches.
Habukkuk just took over my math test and started talking to the teacher. I got a zero.
At the movie theater, habukkuk talked the whole time. I had to whisper my lines to my friend.
Habukkuk came to my house and didn’t leave until I told him he was a dumb ass.
5
He’s a walking disaster. He talks too much and he’s always wrong.
Habukkuk said he could beat me at everything. I challenged him to a race and he lost.
Habukkuk told me he knew everything. I asked him what the capital of France was. He said it was ‘his brain’.
Habukkuk tried to help me with my homework and made it worse. Now I have to redo everything.
6
He’s the kind of person who will ruin your day just by being in the same room as you.
Habukkuk walked into the classroom and immediately started talking. I couldn’t even focus on my test.
Habukkuk showed up to my birthday party and talked the whole time. I had to leave early.
Habukkuk told me he was the best at everything. I’m still waiting for him to prove it.
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