habudis

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A stupid idea someone throws out when they're too lazy to fix the problem and just want to make it sound like they're helping.
Hey, why don't we just throw a pizza party instead of fixing the broken printer?
I don't care if the math test is tomorrow, I'm doing a habudis and just wearing my pajamas to school.
The boss said, 'We can’t fix the server, so we’re just gonna do a habudis and let the clients email us 100 times.'
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When you're too tired to think straight and just blurt out a dumb suggestion like it's the answer to everything.
'I can't sleep, so I'm just gonna do a habudis and watch cat videos until 3 a. m.'
When the car broke down, my dad said, 'Let’s do a habudis and just walk to the store.'
My mom did a habudis and said we should just eat cereal for dinner and forget about the meat.
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A fancy way of saying 'I don’t know, but I’m gonna pretend I do and hope it works.'
'I don’t know why the lights are out, but I’m doing a habudis and just turning on my phone flashlight.'
He did a habudis and said, 'We’ll just survive on snacks and hope the power comes back.'
When the Wi-Fi went out, she did a habudis and just typed 'I’m still cool' into the chat.
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A weak excuse to avoid actually solving the problem, like you're too good for the real work.
'I don’t want to do my homework, so I’m doing a habudis and just drawing a cat on the front page.'
He didn’t want to clean his room, so he did a habudis and said, 'I’m just reorganizing my chaos.'
She didn’t want to study, so she did a habudis and said, 'I’m just taking a mental break.'
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When you're too proud to admit you're wrong, so you just make up a new plan and act like it's genius.
'I was wrong, but I did a habudis and said, 'I’m just making a new plan now.'
He failed the test, but he did a habudis and said, 'I’m just starting a new chapter.'
She got in trouble, so she did a habudis and said, 'I’m just creating a new adventure.'
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A stupid move that makes the problem worse, but you do it anyway because you think it’s smart.
'I did a habudis and spilled coffee on my laptop just to make it look like a dramatic scene.'
He did a habudis and used glue to fix his broken phone.
She did a habudis and tried to sing the whole class into silence, and it just got louder.
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