habubu

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A buddy who doesn't give a rat's ass about your drama, but will still show up with a bag of chips and a bad joke.

My habubu showed up at my house at 2 AM with a bag of chips and said, 'You're still alive? Good.'

He called me at 3 PM to tell me his dog ate his homework, and I was like, 'You're my habubu, I don't care.'

At the party, my habubu sat in the corner eating pizza and said, 'This is the best part of the night.'

The only person who will laugh at your dumb jokes and still call you when you're being a total idiot.

My habubu laughed at my joke about 'why don't ghosts ever eat candy? They're afraid of the hard stuff.'

He called me at midnight to say his fish died, and I said, 'That's why you're my habubu.'

At the gym, my habubu just said, 'You look like a sweaty potato.' I laughed so hard I fell over.

Your partner in crime who doesn't care if you're being a total mess, as long as you bring snacks.

My habubu stole my chips at the movie and said, 'You're a total mess, but I still like you.'

He texted me at 2 AM to say, 'I'm eating pizza and I'm thinking about you. You're my habubu.'

At the store, my habubu just said, 'I'm buying snacks because you're my mess of a friend.'