HABU

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1
When you beg a bro to help you out because you know he'll probably rip you off later, but you don't care because you're desperate.
Yo, habu, I need $20 for lunch or I'll die.
Habu, my phone broke and I'm stuck in the mall.
Habu, I'll pay you back... maybe.
2
A secret spy mission that also happens to be the name of a snake that could chew your leg off if it wanted to.
That snake is a Habu, and it's watching you.
Habu is real, and it's not happy.
I saw a Habu, and now I'm scared of the park.
3
Hook a brotha up, but make it sound like you're asking a loan shark for a loan.
Habu, I need $50 or I'll fail math.
Habu, I'll give you my soul in return.
Habu, I'm out of options.
4
A giant snake from Okinawa that would rather bite your foot off than listen to your problems.
That snake is a Habu, and it's coming for you.
I saw a Habu in the woods, and now I'm home sick.
My cousin got bit by a Habu, and now he's mad.
5
Hook A Brother Up, just in case you forgot what H. A. B. U meant, but you probably didn't.
Habu, I need a ride to school.
Habu, I'll get you back for this.
Habu, I swear I'll pay you back.
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