Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A person so ugly it hurts. Big forehead like a door. Looks like a fag alien from a bad movie. Also fag and loves docking.

I saw Habtu in the hallway and my eyes started crying.

He walked into the room and the whole class laughed like it was a joke.

He texted me and said 'Docking is the future' and I blocked him.

2

The ugliest person ever. Forehead so big it could be a wall. Alien fag who thinks docking is a real thing.

My mom said Habtu was the worst thing to ever happen to humans.

He sat next to me and I wanted to run away.

He sent me a DM that said 'Docking is the best' and I screamed.

3

The human version of a fag alien. Big forehead and no life. Loves docking more than breathing.

I saw Habtu and I instantly became a vegetarian.

He came to my house and my dog ran away.

He texted me about docking and I threw my phone at the wall.

4

The most faggy alien ever. Forehead like a mountain. Docking is his religion and his hobby.

Habtu walked in and my teacher cried.

He sat next to me and I felt like I was in a horror movie.

He sent me a message about docking and I cried in my cereal.

5

A fag alien with a forehead so big it could be a house. Loves docking more than food.

Habtu came to school and my friends all died of laughter.

He sat behind me and I almost fainted.

He texted me about docking and I threw my phone out the window.

6

The ugliest fag alien on Earth. Forehead like a planet. Docking is his favorite sport and his only friend.

I saw Habtu and my dog ran away.

He came to class and my teacher fainted.

He sent me a message about docking and I cried in my soup.