Habtom

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Habtom means rich or wealthy. The name came from Eritrea and it sounds like a fancy way to say you got money and everyone else is broke.

My cousin is Habtom because he drives a Lamborghini and still eats pizza for breakfast.

My mom said I'm not Habtom because I still have to borrow money from my brother.

My teacher called the principal Habtom because he has a gold-plated coffee mug.

Habtom is when you have so much cash you can buy a car and still have enough left for snacks and insults.

My dad is Habtom because he bought me a PS5 and still had money left for a pizza party.

My neighbor is Habtom because he bought a boat and still has a swimming pool.

My friend is Habtom because he paid for my lunch and still had money for a soda.

Habtom is like being rich but with extra flair and enough money to make everyone else jealous.

My uncle is Habtom because he has a private jet and still has time to roast me on Instagram.

My sister is Habtom because she bought a house and still has money left for a new phone.

My friend’s dog is Habtom because it has a gold collar and still eats steak for breakfast.