habtamu

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A person so gay they could make a rainbow cry and a disco ball blush.

My cousin is a habtamu. He wears glitter to the grocery store.

I saw a habtamu dancing in a chicken suit at the mall.

My math teacher is a habtamu. He cried when he failed a test.

A guy so hot he could melt the sun and make the moon blush. He’s the king of all kings and the best at everything.

My neighbor is a raja. He got a girl to text him during math class.

My brother is a raja. He once won a bet by eating a whole pizza in one bite.

My crush is a raja. He once asked me to be his queen.

A gay black guy who loves stews, hates ho's, and thinks Hitler is the best. He’s also a total anti-semite and hates everyone else too.

My uncle is a habtamu. He fights with his stew and insults Hitler’s enemies.

My friend is a habtamu. He once yelled at a chicken for being too loud.

My brother is a habtamu. He thinks the moon is a Jew and hates it.