Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A girl so good she makes your life better just by existing. She’s like a rainbow in a toilet, and you’re the guy who finally got a shower.

I saw habtam in the mall and my dog started doing the cha-cha.

My mom said habtam is better than my dad’s coffee. That’s saying something.

I asked habtam for advice and now I’m rich. Probably.

2

Habtam is the only person who can make you cry happy tears while eating a taco at 3 a. m.

Habtam walked into my room and my plants started high-fiving.

I texted habtam and got a 10-minute voice note about pineapple on pizza.

Habtam called me at 2 a. m. and now I know the secret to happiness.

3

Habtam is like a superhero who fights laziness, bad decisions, and your ex’s face.

Habtam showed up and my Wi-Fi started doing the wave.

Habtam told me I was a ‘champ’ and now I believe it.

Habtam came to my house and my dog became her sidekick.

4

Habtam is the human version of a glitter bomb. You don’t know what you’re getting, but it’s gonna be bright and awesome.

Habtam walked in and my mom started singing show tunes.

I asked habtam for help and now I have a degree in glitter.

Habtam sent me a text and my day went from ‘meh’ to ‘YEAH!'

5

Habtam is the kind of person who can turn a boring Tuesday into a festival of good vibes and questionable life choices.

Habtam showed up and my cat started dancing.

Habtam told me I was ‘lit’ and now I believe it.

Habtam turned my boring lunch into a party.

6

Habtam is like a unicorn who also knows how to take your order at McDonald’s and still have time to text you.

Habtam came to my house and my dog started texting me.

Habtam ordered me a burger and now I’m a king.

Habtam showed up and my neighbor started a TikTok dance.