Habsburg Circle

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A royal family so obsessed with incest, they had a group sex party just to keep the bloodline going.

My cousin's wedding was like a Habsburg Circle, 4 cousins married 2 cousins, it was wild.

The Habsburg Circle was basically a medieval version of a family reunion gone wrong.

My mom said the Habsburg Circle was so bad, they had to use a ladder to get to the ceiling.

A bunch of royal cousins having sex like it was a family tradition, and no one cared.

My uncle said the Habsburg Circle was the reason he has a double chin and a speech impediment.

The Habsburg Circle was like a group project, but with more naked people.

At the Habsburg Circle, they didn’t just have kids, they had a whole kingdom.

A bunch of royalty so in love with their own family, they had sex with everyone, including their pets.

My history teacher said the Habsburg Circle was the reason why they had a nose that looked like a squirrel.

The Habsburg Circle was like a family secret that was also a family problem.

The Habsburg Circle was so bad, they had to use a horse to help with the love.