habs ned

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A German mob thing where they pick someone to do something stupid and everyone hates them for it.
My cousin got picked to clean the toilet and he cried like a baby.
At the party, I had to eat a whole pizza by myself because I was the last one left.
My brother got forced to dance with a chicken at the family reunion.
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A German tradition where they force someone to do something nobody wants to do, and it's always the worst person.
I had to run a mile in the snow because I was the last one picked.
My friend got stuck with the job of telling the truth for a whole week.
My mom had to sing karaoke at the grocery store because she was the last one left.
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A German way of making people suffer by making them do something gross and no one wants to do it.
My uncle got picked to eat a shoe because he was the last one standing.
I had to be the human cup for a whole game of pass the ball.
My sister had to drink a whole bottle of soda in one go because she was the last one left.
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A German thing where you scream 'habs ned' and the last person has to take the blame for everything.
I got picked to take the blame for my brother’s prank.
My friend had to wear a chicken suit for a week because he was the last one picked.
I had to do the whole school’s homework because I was the last one standing.
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A German way of picking someone to do something nobody wants to do, and it's always the most annoying person.
My annoying cousin got picked to be the human trash can.
I had to sing in front of the whole class because I was the last one left.
My brother had to do the most boring homework ever because he was the last one picked.
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