Habs boy

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A Habs boy is a smelly, good-for-nothing guy who smells like old socks and thinks he’s hot. They’re all just clapped, ratbag losers who’ll never get a decent girl.
My cousin’s a Habs boy. He eats pizza for breakfast and thinks that’s a flex.
The Habs boy in my class tried to flirt with me and said, 'You’re not bad for a ratbag.' I told him to go die in a ditch.
I saw a Habs boy wearing socks with sandals. That’s not a look. That’s a crime.
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A Habs boy is a guy who looks like he’s been in a fight with a garbage truck and lost. They’re all thick, clapped, and think they’re the kings of the world.
My neighbor is a Habs boy. He got kicked out of the store for yelling at a barista.
My friend’s brother is a Habs boy. He tried to pick up a girl by saying, 'You’re not bad for a ratbag.' She said, 'You’re not bad for a clapped loser.'
The Habs boy at the bus stop tried to give me a hug. I walked away.
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A Habs boy is a guy who thinks he’s cool, but he’s just a smelly, clapped, thick, ratbag who eats chips for dinner and calls that a lifestyle.
My classmate is a Habs boy. He eats chips for dinner and says, 'This is a lifestyle.'
The Habs boy at my gym tried to flex and said, 'I’ve been lifting since I was 8.' I said, 'You look like you’ve been lifting since the 80s.'
I saw a Habs boy wearing a shirt that said 'I survived a pizza.' I said, 'You just got a pizza.'
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