habraz

Fresh Trending

1 views · Added 4d ago · 6 definitions

1
A smelly, lazy creature who watches Rick and Morty and thinks they're cool, even though they're just two guys in a weird universe.
My cousin is a habraz. He watches Rick and Morty every day and still doesn't know who Jerry is.
I told my teacher I was a habraz, and she said I was a disgrace.
My dog is a habraz. He barks at the TV like it's the portal.
2
Someone who's too dumb to know the difference between a portal and a pizza but still claims to be a fan of Rick and Morty.
My dad is a habraz. He eats pizza and says 'That’s the portal!' every time.
My friend is a habraz. He thinks Morty is the main character and Rick is just a sidekick.
My neighbor is a habraz. He shouts 'Wubba Lubba Dub Dub!' at the mailman.
3
A person who claims to know everything about Rick and Morty but can't remember the names of any of the characters.
My brother is a habraz. He says he knows all the episodes but can't tell me who Beth is.
My mom is a habraz. She watches Rick and Morty every night and still doesn't know who Jerry is.
My teacher is a habraz. She said Rick is the main character and Morty is his dad.
4
A person who wears a Rick and Morty shirt but doesn't know what the show is about and just wants to look cool.
My friend is a habraz. He wears a Rick shirt but thinks Rick is a wizard.
My cousin is a habraz. She wears a Morty shirt and says it's 'super cool' but doesn't know what a portal is.
My brother is a habraz. He wears a Rick shirt and thinks Morty is a robot.
5
A person who screams 'Wubba Lubba Dub Dub!' at the top of their lungs but can't tell you what any of the episodes are about.
My mom is a habraz. She screams 'Wubba Lubba Dub Dub!' every time she sees Rick.
My dog is a habraz. He barks 'Wubba Lubba Dub Dub!' at the mailman.
My teacher is a habraz. She says 'Wubba Lubba Dub Dub!' in class and gets sent to the office.
6
A person who thinks Rick and Morty is a real person and still sends them DMs asking for money.
My dad is a habraz. He DMs Rick and asks for $100,000.
My friend is a habraz. He sends Morty a DM saying 'You need to buy me pizza.'
My cousin is a habraz. He DMs Rick and says 'You owe me money!'
xs