Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A playlist that makes you feel like you’re floating in a pool of whiskey and cum

My cousin played this while he was doing his first hit

I listened to it while I was on the toilet and it felt like a miracle

My dog started barking at the beat like it was a rival gang

2

The soundtrack of your life when you’re too wasted to care about anything

My mom texted me: 'You’re making me proud' after I played this on repeat

I used it to fall asleep during math class

My friend’s cat started dancing to it like it was a concert

3

The only thing that can make your brain stop screaming and start partying

I played it during my panic attack and it turned into a rave

My brother texted me: 'You’re the best friend ever' after I shared it with him

My neighbor started singing along like he was in a band

4

The music you play when you’re so high you think you’re a superhero

I played it while I was doing my homework and got a perfect score

My teacher called it 'the worst thing ever' but I still listened to it

My dog started chasing my cat to the beat

5

A playlist that turns your brain into a lava lamp full of swear words

I used it to survive my first day of school

My dad started yelling at the beat like it was his enemy

My sister started dancing like she was in a movie

6

The only thing that can make your brain stop being a grumpy old man and start doing backflips

I used it to get through my first day of work

My mom started crying while listening to it

My dog started doing a little dance like he was in a show