Haboy

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A man who’s so hot he could make a pizza look jealous and has a sausage that could beat a donkey in a contest

My cousin is a haboy. He walked into a bar and the bartender asked for a drink. He said, 'No, I’m here to drink.'

I saw a haboy in the gym. The weights cried for mercy.

My neighbor’s dog ran up to a haboy and started licking his crotch like it was a treat.

A brainless meathead who acts like he’s got a brain and a life, but really just stares at his phone and eats tacos

My teacher called me a haboy because I forgot my homework and drew a taco on the board instead.

My dad is a haboy. He said, 'I’m not stupid, I just choose to be ignorant.'

My brother called me a haboy after I spilled coffee on his pants and then laughed at him.