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a brainless thug who thinks he’s cool
He tried to rob a store and got caught by a kid.
He tried to flirt with my mom and she told him to go back to his dirt.
He thinks he’s a rapper but just yells at people.
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a stupid guy who wears a suit like it makes him smart
He wore a tie to a fight and lost because he couldn’t punch straight.
He tried to negotiate with a kid and got beat up.
He thinks his fancy shoes make him tough.
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a guy who acts like he’s tough but can’t even beat his brother
He challenged his brother to a fight and got knocked out in 3 seconds.
He tried to be a leader but everyone laughed at him.
He called everyone ‘bros’ but no one liked him.
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a clueless man who thinks he’s a king but is just a joke
He tried to rule the school but got kicked out.
He wore a crown and nobody respected him.
He said he was the king of the block but got beaten up by a dog.
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a guy who thinks he’s a tough guy but can’t even hold a conversation
He tried to talk to a girl and just yelled at her.
He tried to be cool but just tripped over his own feet.
He said he was the toughest but got scared by a loud noise.
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a guy who thinks he’s a gangster but just walks around with a fake gun
He pointed his fake gun at me and I laughed at him.
He tried to scare people but they just ignored him.
He said he was going to shoot me but just waved his fake gun.