Habordinate

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A habordinate is a subordinate who’s got a smile bigger than a sewer rat and a job they actually like.
My boss is a habordinate. He laughs at my jokes and still gives me raises.
She’s the habordinate of the whole office. No one dares mess with her.
He’s a habordinate because he doesn’t yell at the coffee machine.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A habordinate is someone who’s stuck below you but still happy enough to pretend they’re not dying inside.
My coworker is a habordinate. She fakes a smile every time I make a bad pun.
He’s a habordinate because he still eats lunch with the boss even though he’s paid half the price.
She’s the only habordinate I know who doesn’t throw staplers at me.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A habordinate is like a subordinate who got a free ticket to the funhouse and doesn’t want to leave.
My boss is a habordinate. He’s been laughing at my jokes for three years straight.
She’s a habordinate. She’s been stuck under me for five years, and she still likes me.
He’s the habordinate of the whole team. He doesn’t even care when I take his coffee.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A habordinate is someone who’s under you but still got time to eat donuts and make jokes.
My coworker is a habordinate. She eats donuts and still laughs at my jokes.
He’s a habordinate because he’s under me and still has a sense of humor.
She’s a habordinate. She eats donuts, laughs at my jokes, and still gives me raises.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A habordinate is a subordinate who’s got more happiness than a kid who just got a million dollars and a pony.
My boss is a habordinate. He’s got more happiness than a kid with a million dollars and a pony.
She’s a habordinate. She’s been stuck under me for years, and she still acts like she’s not dying.
He’s a habordinate. He’s got more joy than the guy who invented donuts.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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