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I want to rip your clothes off and slam you into the floor like a sack of potatoes.

I saw you in the hallway and my pants caught on fire.

You walked into my pizza and now I’m mad.

Your face looked like a plate of spaghetti and I want to eat it.

I want to punch your lights out and then marry you.

You smiled at me and I got a headache and a proposal.

Your laugh was louder than my dad’s sneeze.

You winked and I got a black eye and a heart.

I want to drag you through the mud and then kiss you like you’re my last hope.

You tripped in front of me and I was immediately inspired.

You spilled coffee on my shirt and now I’m in love.

You looked like a lost puppy and I wanted to rescue you and then scream.