Haboobika

My uncle's haboobika looks like he forgot to wear a shirt and then got hit by a pillow.

That guy's haboobika is so big, it has its own zip code.

My mom says my haboobika is gonna make me a man someday. I don't believe her.

His haboobika is so droopy, it looks like it’s about to take a nap.

She has the haboobika of a superhero who just lost his powers.

My haboobika is so big, it's causing a traffic jam inside my shirt.

That man’s haboobika is so big, it should have its own Instagram.

My haboobika is so low, it’s giving me a standing ovation.

He has the haboobika of a man who’s been eating for three days straight.