Haboobies

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A club in Phoenix that smells like old socks and regret. You’ll laugh so hard you’ll probably vomit.
@Haboobies is the only place I go to forget my life.
I got kicked out of Haboobies for singing karaoke naked.
My cousin’s first date ended at Haboobies. He still hasn’t talked to her.
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A windstorm that’s too lazy to fully blow up. It just kind of slaps you and leaves.
That Haboob was like my ex, it showed up, said nothing, and left me confused.
I was eating a taco when the Haboob hit. Now I taste taco and dust.
My dog ran out of the house when the Haboob came. He’s still hiding under the couch.
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What your grandma calls you when she’s mad but still loves you. It’s like being called 'honey' but with more attitude.
My grandma called me Haboob-shelle after I stole her last cookie.
My uncle’s nickname is Johnny-le. He’s the worst at poker.
Rachel-le is my cousin’s nickname. She’s the best at arguing.
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