Haboobage

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A giant poop cloud that hits you in the face when the wind goes feral. It’s like nature’s way of telling you to shut up.

My car just got buried by a haboobage. I’m now a human burrito.

The sky turned brown and screamed at me. That was a haboobage.

I saw my neighbor’s dog run away from a haboobage like it was a monster.

When the wind gets so angry it throws dirt like it’s a kid in a sandbox. You can’t see anything, and it’s all your fault.

I was walking to work when the haboobage hit me like a punch. Now I look like a dirt muffin.

The haboobage came out of nowhere and turned my breakfast into a sand sandwich.

I was trying to take a selfie, and the haboobage ruined it. Now I look like a lost sock.

A dust storm so strong it could make a superhero cry. It’s like the sky is throwing a tantrum and you’re stuck in the middle.

I was on my bike, and the haboobage hit me like a brick wall. Now I’m covered in dust and regret.

The haboobage came through my house and turned my living room into a desert. My cat ran away.

My mom called me and said the haboobage is so bad, the dog is now a pile of dirt.