Haboo

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A haboo is like a leg-loving monster that runs at you like a lunatic and kicks your ass until you’re dead so he can eat your liver and laugh about it.
@HabooLover Just got chased by a haboo, now I’m dead and my liver is missing. #LegsOfDeath
My neighbor is a haboo. He kicked my dog and my cat. Now I’m scared of him.
Haboo attack at the park. My lunch was taken. My dignity was crushed.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A haboo is a Scottish drink that tastes like regret and is usually drunk with protein bars to make you feel like you’ve been hit by a truck and then kicked.
Drank a haboo with my protein bar. Now I’m hungover and my dog thinks I’m a ghost.
Had a haboo at the party. My friend vomited on the floor. It was glorious.
My uncle drinks haboo every day. He’s like a walking disaster.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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Haboo was a Persian king who ate too much junk food and got killed by a guy who wanted his Snickers bar back. The whole empire exploded because of it.
Haboo ate 45 happy meals. Now he’s dead and the Persian Empire is free. #SnickersRage
Dababy killed Haboo with laxatives. Now he’s rich and famous. #McFlurryMassacre
Haboo exploded. The food flew everywhere. It was like a giant food fight.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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