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A fancy way to say someone just got roasted
He said he was going to win the game. Habo. He lost 3-0.
She called her ex a 'king'. Habo. He was wearing a onesie.
He said he was going to be rich. Habo. He's broke and has a job at McDonald's.
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When creepy adults from Normalcy decide to mess with kids
The principal said it was a field trip. Habo. It was just a bunch of creepy men in the woods.
The teacher said it was a group project. Habo. We had to sit with the creepy guy from the library.
The bus driver said it was a fun ride. Habo. He kept staring at us in the rearview mirror.
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Don’t even try to figure out what a habo is
He said he knew what a habo was. Habo. He had to look it up.
She asked what a habo was. Habo. He just walked out of the room.
He said he was going to explain it. Habo. He gave up and ate a sandwich.
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A group of kids who like to do dumb stuff and pretend they're important
He said he was in a youth group. Habo. He had a shirt that said 'Habonim Dror' on it.
She said she was in a movement. Habo. She had a badge and a stupid hat.
He said he was a member. Habo. He was wearing a tie and had a clipboard.
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A gay guy's way of saying 'Hey, let's get it on'
He said, 'Hey, let's go to the park.' Habo. He was wearing a shirt that said 'I love boys.'
She said, 'Hey, let's grab a coffee.' Habo. She was wearing a dress and had a gym bag.
He said, 'Hey, wanna go to the movies?' Habo. He was wearing eyeliner and a hat.
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When you help a guy out because he's dumb
He asked for help with math. Habo. He was still confused after I explained it.
He asked for help with his homework. Habo. He had to look up the answer on Google.
He asked for help with his phone. Habo. He still didn't know how to send a text.
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When you help a girl out because she's annoying
She asked for help with her math. Habo. She was still confused after I explained it.
She asked for help with her phone. Habo. She had to look up the answer on Google.
She asked for help with her homework. Habo. She still didn't know how to send a text.
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