Habo

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When creepy old guys from Normalcy scream at kids to come over and get molested.
"Habo! Come here and let me touch you!" he yelled from the park bench.
The principal said, "Habo!" and the kids all ran out.
At the mall, some guy shouted, "Habo!" and a kid started crying.
2
A group of Jewish kids who march around singing stupid songs and pretending to be cool.
They marched around the school singing, "Habo! Habo!" and I had to join.
My cousin joined Habo and now he can't stop singing.
They even had a Habo camp and I had to go.
3
When your friend needs something and you just say, "Help a brother out."
My friend asked for a snack, I said, "Help a brother out."
He needed a ride, I said, "Help a brother out."
He asked for money, I said, "Help a brother out."
4
Just like when your friend needs something and you do it because you're cool.
He needed a pen, I gave it to him. "Help a brother out."
He asked for a seat, I moved. "Help a brother out."
He needed a snack, I gave him my lunch. "Help a brother out."
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Don't even think about asking what a habo is. You'll regret it.
I asked what a habo was, and now I get haunted by creepy old guys.
My teacher told me not to ask what a habo is. I did. Now I'm in trouble.
I asked, and now I have to go to Normalcy with the creepy old guys.
6
When gay guys make weird noises to attract other gay guys.
He made a weird noise and another guy ran over. "Habo!" he said.
They were in the park and just started making noises. "Habo!" they yelled.
In the hallway, a guy made a noise. "Habo!" he said.
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When your friend needs something and you just say, "Help a bitch out."
He needed a snack, I said, "Help a bitch out."
He asked for a ride, I said, "Help a bitch out."
He wanted my lunch, I said, "Help a bitch out."
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