Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A woman who smells like old socks and acts like she owns the place.

She walked in and immediately started telling everyone where to sit.

I saw her eating a sandwich at 3 a. m. in the parking lot.

She yelled at the barista for not knowing her coffee order by heart.

2

A woman with enough hair to start a forest fire and zero manners.

She sat down next to me and didn’t even ask if I wanted space.

She talked over my whole conversation like I wasn’t there.

She tried to borrow my phone and didn’t say thank you.

3

A woman who smells like a gym sock and talks too much.

She started telling me her entire life story before I even ordered a drink.

She sat down and immediately started criticizing my outfit.

She tried to friend me on social media and called me ‘buddy’.

4

A woman who looks like she rolled in a trash can and then screamed at the universe.

She walked in and made a comment about my hair before I even said hello.

She yelled at the waiter like he owed her money.

She tried to argue with the jukebox and won.

5

A woman who smells like a gym sock and has no idea how to be quiet.

She started talking about her ex in the middle of my phone call.

She wouldn’t stop laughing during my quiet moment.

She called me ‘babe’ and then asked me for a loan.

6

A woman who has more hair than sense and thinks she’s the main event.

She walked in and immediately took the best seat in the bar.

She didn’t even wait for my turn to talk.

She tried to take my order before I even sat down.