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A guy who thinks he's hot stuff but only has 100 subscribers and cries about it like a baby.
'I have 100 subs and I'm still not famous. I'm gonna cry now.'
He posted a video of himself eating cereal and called it 'a masterpiece.'
He DM'd me: 'Why don't you like me? I'm trying to be a star.'
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A man who stares at his phone like it's the last thing on Earth and only has 100 followers.
He checked his follower count 10 times in one minute.
He posted a video of him sleeping and said it was 'deep work.'
He sent a DM: 'I'm not failing, I'm just trending.'
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A dude who thinks he's the next big thing but only has 100 subs and won't stop bragging about it.
He posted a video saying, 'I'm gonna be famous, you'll see.'
He sent a DM: '100 subs? That's just a warm-up.'
He screamed into his mic: 'I'm not a no-name nobody!'
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