habnacker

My cousin is a habnacker. He talks to pigeons and thinks he's a king.

The guy at the gas station is a habnacker. He yells at everyone for no reason.

My teacher called me a habnacker because I laughed at her bad joke.

My neighbor is a habnacker. He wears socks with sandals and thinks it's cool.

That guy at the park is a habnacker. He talks to the trees and eats dirt.

My brother called me a habnacker because I won the video game.

My mom's boyfriend is a habnacker. He eats cereal for dinner and calls it a meal.

The man at the grocery store is a habnacker. He yells at the checkout lady for no reason.

My friend called me a habnacker because I didn't listen to his stupid story.

My uncle is a habnacker. He has a pet rat and thinks it's a prince.

That kid in my class is a habnacker. He wears socks to bed and eats crayons.

My sister called me a habnacker because I didn't let her win the game.

My dad is a habnacker. He eats pizza for breakfast and calls it a feast.

The man at the coffee shop is a habnacker. He talks to the barista like she owes him money.

My brother called me a habnacker because I ate the last donut.