Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A person who's lost their cherry and can't even remember how it happened.

My cousin is a habloid. He bragged about it at the family dinner.

She texted me: 'Just got habloid'd by my boss. What's the worst that could happen?'

He posted a TikTok: 'First time being a habloid. It was messy.'

2

Someone who's been touched by the holy ghost of sex and can't go back.

My brother is a full-blown habloid now. He won't stop talking about it.

Her DM said: 'I'm a habloid. Send help.'

He wrote on Instagram: 'Habloid status: achieved.'

3

A person who's had their cherry popped and is now a walking reminder of it.

She's a habloid. I saw her crying at the mall.

He told me: 'I'm a habloid now. I can't go back.'

His tweet: 'Just became a habloid. Life is never the same.'

4

A person who's been broken in and can't wait to be broken in again.

He's a habloid. He's been bragging about it nonstop.

She messaged me: 'I'm a habloid now. Can't wait for the next time.'

He posted: 'Habloid status: 100% broken in.'

5

Someone who's no longer a virgin and is now a full-time embarrassment.

My sister is a habloid. She told the whole school.

He texted me: 'I'm a habloid now. I'm doomed.'

She wrote on Twitter: 'Habloid life: full-time embarrassment.'

6

A person who's had their cherry stolen and is now a victim of the steal.

He's a habloid. His cherry was stolen by his crush.

She told me: 'I'm a habloid. I didn't see it coming.'

He posted: 'Stole my cherry. Now I'm a habloid.'