habli

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Habli is when someone acts like their brain was stolen by a pigeon and then stepped on by a donkey. They’re so clueless, they think pizza is a type of sandwich.
My cousin said the sky was green. I told him he was habli.
She tried to fix the Wi-Fi by yelling at it. Classic habli behavior.
He thought Tuesday was a holiday. That’s habli-level stupidity.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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Habli is the kind of person who would walk into a river just to avoid taking a shower. They’re like a bag of chips, full of air and empty inside.
My neighbor called the fire department because his toaster was ‘acting up.’ That’s habli energy.
He tried to eat a whole cake in one bite. Now he’s habli and full.
She said she could fix the internet by dancing. Habli magic.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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Habli is when you’re so brain-dead, you think ‘Monday’ is a type of food. They’re the reason we have ‘do-over’ days.
He tried to text me with his feet. Habli at its finest.
She said she could beat the traffic by running. Habli logic.
He thought ‘math’ was a type of fruit. Habli is strong in him.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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Habli is when someone’s brain is on vacation and their feet are doing the thinking. They’re like a broken calculator, just random nonsense.
He tried to cook breakfast by throwing things at the stove. Habli cooking.
She said she could win the lottery by singing. Habli dreams.
He thought ‘Tuesday’ was a type of soda. That’s habli madness.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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Habli is when you’re so dumb, you think a ‘cloud’ is a type of ice cream. They’re the kind of people who would argue with a vending machine.
She tried to fix the printer by yelling at it. Classic habli.
He thought ‘Friday’ was a type of pizza. Habli is strong in him.
He tried to text me with a banana. Habli-level nonsense.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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