hableh

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1
a loud and messy way of talking that sounds like a bunch of raccoons threw up in a blender
'Hableh! I just ate a whole pizza and it was on fire!'
'Hableh? I swear I heard the neighbor's dog scream in slow motion.'
'Hableh! My mom is yelling at my brother for eating my homework.'
2
when you talk so stupidly that it feels like your brain is trying to escape through your mouth
'Hableh! I think I turned my fridge into a spaceship.'
'Hableh! My dog just started a band and it’s called ‘Bark of Doom.’'
'Hableh! I tried to cook and now my kitchen looks like a warzone.'
3
the sound your brain makes when it’s trying to decide if it wants to explode or just shut up for good
'Hableh! I just ran over a cat and it was wearing sunglasses.'
'Hableh! My math teacher said I failed because I added 2 + 2 and got 5.'
'Hableh! My brother tried to play the piano with his feet and it sounded like a cat fighting a duck.'
4
when you talk like you’re on a very bad trip and your tongue is stuck to a hot dog
'Hableh! My dog just started a band and it’s called ‘Bark of Doom.’'
'Hableh! I tried to cook and now my kitchen looks like a warzone.'
'Hableh! My brother tried to play the piano with his feet and it sounded like a cat fighting a duck.'
5
when your voice is so loud and confused it sounds like a blender full of angry monkeys
'Hableh! I just ate a whole pizza and it was on fire!'
'Hableh? I swear I heard the neighbor's dog scream in slow motion.'
'Hableh! My mom is yelling at my brother for eating my homework.'
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