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A smelly old man with a beard like a raccoon and a butt like a used sock who goes to the gym just to yell at the weights and hope the biggest meatstick in the room notices him.

'I can't breathe, but I'm still flexing like I'm the king of the gym.'

'I lifted 100 pounds, but my smell lifted 200.'

'I came to the gym to work out, but I ended up working on my stink.'

by Slangipedia 3d ago

A guy who smells like a gym sock and a dead rat. He lifts weights like he’s fighting a dragon and hopes the guy with the biggest wiener will ask him out.

'I lift weights so hard, my armpits are now a second gym.'

'I don’t care if I smell like a gym floor, I still flex like I’m on a billboard.'

'I came to the gym to get strong, but I ended up getting stinky.'

by Slangipedia 3d ago

A hairy, smelly old man who goes to the gym to moan and lift weights like he’s dying, and just wants the guy with the biggest meatstick to notice him.

'I came to the gym to work out, but I ended up working on my stink.'

'I can’t lift 100 pounds, but I can lift my ego to the roof.'

'I lift weights like my life depends on it, but my smell depends on the air.'

by Slangipedia 3d ago