Hablamf

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Hablamf is when you’re so high you think you’re a god and your momma’s a f***ing legend.

My cousin just ate 10 gummies and said he’s gonna fly to Mars.

I told my dog I was a superhero, and he licked me like I just saved the world.

My brother tried to text his crush and sent a picture of a chicken.

Hablamf is when you’re so wasted you can’t tell if your pants are on or your brain is.

I tried to cook breakfast and ended up burning my house down.

I asked my teacher if the sky was real, and she gave me a detention.

I told my sister I was the president and she laughed at me.

Hablamf is when you’re so out of your mind you think your socks are talking to you.

I tried to do my math homework and drew a goat instead of a number.

I told my friend I was a wizard and he believed me until I spilled soda on his shirt.

I walked into the wrong classroom and started singing the alphabet.

Hablamf is when you’re so messed up you think your lunch is a spaceship.

I tried to eat my sandwich and it looked like it was going to take off.

I told my mom I was going to the moon and she said I was going to the doctor.

I tried to ride my bike and ended up riding my dog.

Hablamf is when you’re so f***ed up you think your breath is a dragon.

I tried to whisper a secret and it came out like a roar.

I told my brother I was a dragon and he said I was a drama queen.

I tried to sleep and my bed ran away from me.