Hablamay-dar

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The power to sniff out a Spanish speaker like a dog smells a fart. You can tell if someone’s from the Philippines, India, or Thailand just by looking at them. It’s like having a sixth sense for people who won’t shut up in Spanish.
Yo saw that guy talking to his grandma in Spanish. I knew he was trouble before he even said hi.
She walked in, and I knew she was from the Philippines. Her eyes said it all.
He looked like he could’ve been in a Spanish class. I challenged him to a duel.
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The talent to know when someone can talk Spanish better than your mom. You can spot them from a mile away. It’s like having a radar for people who know how to curse in Spanish.
That girl walked in, and I knew she could speak Spanish. I asked her to translate my mom’s insults.
He looked like he could’ve been in a Spanish soap opera. I challenged him to a duel.
I saw him talking to his dog in Spanish. I knew he was a Spanish speaker before he even opened his mouth.
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The skill to know when someone is hiding their Spanish ability. You can spot them like they’re wearing a shirt that says ‘I speak Spanish’ in big letters. It’s like having a nose for people who won’t shut up in Spanish.
That guy was hiding his Spanish ability. I called him out in front of his whole family.
She was pretending she didn’t know Spanish. I knew she was lying from the way she blinked.
He walked in, and I knew he was from the Philippines. His eyes gave him away.
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The power to know when someone is about to speak Spanish. You can spot them like they’re wearing a sign that says ‘I can talk Spanish.’ It’s like having a sixth sense for people who won’t stop talking in Spanish.
That girl walked in, and I knew she was about to speak Spanish. I challenged her to a duel.
He looked like he was about to speak Spanish. I asked him to translate my mom’s insults.
She walked in, and I knew she could speak Spanish. I asked her to translate my mom’s insults.
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The gift to know when someone can speak Spanish. You can spot them like they’re wearing a shirt that says ‘I speak Spanish.’ It’s like having a nose for people who won’t shut up in Spanish.
That guy walked in, and I knew he could speak Spanish. I asked him to translate my mom’s insults.
She looked like she could’ve been in a Spanish class. I challenged her to a duel.
He walked in, and I knew he could speak Spanish. I asked him to translate my mom’s insults.
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