Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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The stupid thing you say when you don't know what to say and your friends are giving you the side-eye like you're a bad student.

'Yo, what's up?' (said to your best friend after you both failed the math test)

'Is this a real thing?' (said during the quietest part of lunch)

'Like, why?' (said when no one answered your question)

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In Spanish, it literally means 'speak' or 'I say,' but it’s basically the dumbest word ever for a smart language.

'Habla, what?' (said when your teacher said something in Spanish)

'What even is this?' (said when your cousin tried to explain it to you)

'Is this a real word?' (said when you saw it on a worksheet)

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3

The dumb comeback fat kids use when they can't think of anything else to say and they're too lazy to get creative.

'You're not even that fat!' (said to your classmate during gym)

'Like, whatever!' (said when you failed the test)

'I'm not even mad!' (said when your friend called you a name)

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4

The random yell you make when you walk into a classroom and no one is looking at you and you're just trying to get attention.

'What?' (said when you walked into class and everyone was ignoring you)

'Yo!' (said when no one noticed you)

'Hey!' (said when you just wanted to be heard)

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5

A German last name that no one uses and also a Spanish word for 'speak', but it's not even cool enough to be a real name.

'Habla? What even is that?' (said when you saw it on a list)

'No one uses that name!' (said when your teacher talked about it)

'It’s not even a real name!' (said when you saw it on a family tree)

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6

When you can't speak Dutch, but you still try to sound like you know what you're doing and you're just plain stupid.

'I don’t even know what that means!' (said when your teacher asked you to speak in Dutch)

'What even is this?' (said when you saw the word on the board)

'I can’t even talk in Dutch!' (said when you failed the test)

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Real talk, like when you’re being honest and not holding back, even if what you say is completely stupid.

'I failed the test!' (said when you had to be honest)

'I can’t even speak!' (said when you tried to talk in Spanish)

'It’s real talk!' (said when you were being honest)

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When you're bored and you type the first lyrics of 'We Don't Talk About Bruno' in Spanish just to annoy yourself and your friends.

'We don’t talk about Bruno' (typed in Spanish just to annoy your friend)

'Why did I do that?' (said when you realized you typed it)

'This is stupid!' (said when your friend started laughing)

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Habla Ebonics is when you talk like you're in a street fight and you say the dumbest things ever, but it’s also kind of cool if you're not too dumb.

'She got $#!+ twisted!' (said when you saw her fail the test)

'I can’t even talk like that!' (said when your friend talked like a gangster)

'What even is that?' (said when you heard it for the first time)

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