habl

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A dumb abbreviation for handball that only morons use.

'I play habl, bro.' 'You mean handball? You're a dumbass.'

My kid plays habl, and I'm paying for a therapist.

He said he plays habl. I asked what that was. He said 'handball.' I called him a f***ing idiot.

A gringo's f***ed-up way of saying 'cute' in Spanish. It’s like they got it wrong on purpose.

'That girl is habl.' 'She’s hot, not cute.'

He said she was habl. I told him he was a f***ing idiot.

My sister said her crush was habl. I told her she was a loser.

When you shrug and say 'habl' to avoid answering questions. It’s like you're a f***ing coward.

'Where were you?' 'Habl.' 'You're a coward.'

He got asked a question and said 'habl.' I laughed at him.

She was asked what she did all day. She said 'habl.' I called her a f***ing loser.

When a woman sits at a table and eats hables all day until she looks like a f***ing whale.

She eats hables all day and looks like a whale. I told her she was a f***ing pig.

My aunt eats hables and looks like a cow. I called her a f***ing beast.

She gained 50 pounds from hables. I said she was a f***ing pig.

A dumb person in Lebanon. If you're a f***ing idiot, you're a habl. If you're a dumb woman, you're a habla. If you're a dumb person, you're a habile.

He’s a habl. I called him a f***ing idiot.

She’s a habla. I called her a f***ing moron.

They’re all habiles. I called them f***ing morons.