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A person who only buys cheap, fake furniture and thinks it looks fancy just because it’s in a catalog.
My cousin bought a $10 chair and now calls it a 'luxury throne.'
He bought a table that looks like it came from a prison.
He thinks his sofa is a 'statement piece' because it has 4 legs.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A person whose house looks like a Habitat showroom, but only because they stole all the furniture.
She took every chair from the showroom and now they’re all in her hallway.
Her living room looks like a showroom, but only because it’s empty.
She tried to make it look fancy but it just looks like a showroom that got robbed.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A person who thinks their flat looks like a designer home, but only if you’re blind or high.
He bought all his furniture from Argos and now it looks like a discount store.
He thinks his flat is fancy, but it just smells like cheap plastic.
He put a $5 lamp in the middle of the room and now it’s his ‘masterpiece.’
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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