habitude

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When you act like a complete idiot every day because you think you're the king of the world.

I eat cereal for dinner every night because I think I'm a god.

I yell at my dog for no reason because I'm too lazy to be happy.

I text my ex every day just to prove I'm still cool.

The habit of being a grumpy, rude, and annoying person all the time.

My mom talks to me like I'm a kid every morning.

I swear at the traffic like it owes me money.

I complain about everything, even my own existence.