habitual wall poster

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A person who won't stop spamming people's walls with stupid stuff.
Hey bro, check my new tattoo. It's awesome. Like it. Now.
You didn't reply to my message. So I posted on your wall. Twice.
I posted on your wall during lunch. You're welcome.
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Someone who treats your wall like their personal toilet.
I posted on your wall because I felt like it. Don't @ me.
Your wall is the only place I feel safe to post my nonsense.
I posted on your wall while you were sleeping. It was a bold move.
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A human who can't keep their mouth shut on other people's walls.
I posted on your wall during the movie. It was epic.
Your wall is my diary. I write there every day.
I posted on your wall just to see you get mad.
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A person who makes your wall look like a junkyard.
Your wall is a mess. I made it worse.
I posted on your wall like it was a trash can.
I dumped my whole life on your wall. Don't ask.
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Someone who can't stop posting on your wall like it's their job.
I posted on your wall during work. It was worth it.
Your wall is my office. I post there all day.
I posted on your wall just because I felt like it.
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A human who can't keep their fingers off your wall.
I posted on your wall while you were eating. It was a crime.
Your wall is my canvas. I paint there every day.
I posted on your wall just to bother you.
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