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a person who messes up so much it’s like they’re paid to fail
I tried to cook dinner and burned the toast. Again.
He missed the bus three times in one day. For real.
She texted her mom 'I love you' and sent it to her dad. Classic.
habitual mistaker
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someone who can’t do anything right without swearing at it
He dropped his phone. And then he yelled at it.
She tried to tie her shoes and cursed the laces.
He spilled his coffee and called it a 'f***ing betrayal'.
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a person who thinks they’re perfect but everyone knows they’re not
She said she’d never miss a meeting. Then she did. Twice.
He claimed he’d never forget his password. Then he did. Three times.
She told everyone she was a genius. Then she failed math.
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a person who constantly messes up and no one believes they can fix it
He lost his keys and his phone. And his dog.
She forgot her homework, her lunch, and her pants.
He missed the test, the bus, and his own birthday.
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a person who makes mistakes so often they think it's a hobby
He forgot his name. Twice. In one day.
She texted her friend 'hi' and sent it to her teacher.
He wore his pants inside out and didn’t notice.
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someone who never learns from their mistakes, even when they’re obvious
He spilled his drink and still tried to drink it.
She broke her phone and kept using it.
He lost his keys and still went to the wrong house.