Habitual dumb ass

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A person who acts like a brain-dead donkey every single day without even trying. They're so dumb it's a lifestyle.

'I got 100% on the test. I just guessed.'

'I walked into the kitchen and forgot where I was.'

'I thought the sky was falling because my phone died.'

A human who can't think straight and doesn't care if you're annoyed. They're the reason you have a headache on Monday.

'I put my keys in the fridge. It makes sense.'

'I drove to work and forgot where I lived.'

'I told my mom I was going to the store. I never came back.'

A person who's so dumb it's like a daily event. They're the human version of a broken toaster.

'I tried to cook and set the house on fire.'

'I used a spoon to eat a pizza.'

'I thought my dog was my brother.'

A regular dumb person who can't be bothered to be smart. They're like a trash can full of brain cells, and they're all missing.

'I took a shower and forgot to turn the water off.'

'I put my phone in the microwave and it exploded.'

'I told my boss I was sick. I was just tired.'

A person who's dumb enough to make a science experiment look smart. They're the human version of a bad decision.

'I ate the whole cake and then cried.'

'I tried to build a house with Legos and it collapsed.'

'I told my teacher I was a wizard.'