Habitual Dick Jacker

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A man who can't stop showing off his junk like it's the last piece of pizza.
He jacked his dick in the middle of a Zoom meeting.
He showed his junk to the barista like she was his girlfriend.
He jacked his dick in the elevator and didn't care who saw.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A guy who jacks his dick more than he breathes.
He jacked his dick in the grocery store aisle.
He jacked his dick during a phone call with his mom.
He jacked his dick in the subway and no one said anything.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A man who lives to make others cringe with his junk.
He jacked his dick in the middle of a church service.
He jacked his dick in front of his boss like it was a dare.
He jacked his dick in the park and people ran away.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A man who jacks his dick like it's his full-time job.
He jacked his dick in the middle of a family dinner.
He jacked his dick in front of his coworkers during lunch.
He jacked his dick in the movie theater and ruined the movie for everyone.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A guy who jacks his dick more than he eats.
He jacked his dick in the middle of a video game.
He jacked his dick during a phone call with his friend.
He jacked his dick in the gym and no one cared.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A man who jacks his dick like it's the only thing he knows how to do.
He jacked his dick in the middle of a conversation.
He jacked his dick in front of his girlfriend and she left.
He jacked his dick in the middle of the night and woke everyone up.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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